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Yaoi rant!

Journal Entry: Sat May 10, 2008, 5:51 PM
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You know what I realized?

I hate yaoi where guys are drawn with flowing long hair. No seriously, I'm outta there as soon as I see some long-beautiful hair on the uke. And even on the seme, it's the most annoying thing. WHAT KINDA GUY HAS LONG, FLOWING LOCKS LIKE THAT? Unless the anime/manga/comic is set waaaaaaay in the past (like 50AD China) I very much doubt guys will have long, flowy locks up to their waist. But then again I'm trying to put logic and reason into something where it's natural to have purple hair so OK.

BUT SRSLY, GAHS. Cut off their dick, give em some boob implants, and then BAM. It's a bloody girl. Hell, he practically cries more than a girl on major PMS, so WHY THE EFF NOT.

And then there's the whole 'GIRLY UKE' stereotype bs.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AND STOP BEING SUCH A PMS-ING CHICK. I like yaoi okay? BUT YAOI IS BETWEEN TWO GUYS. THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THAT- ... THAT- THAT THING A GUY IS THAT HUGE PHALLIC OBJECT BETWEEN HIS LEGS. And it's not even huge! It's TINY! WHAT THE EFF IS THAT?

*headdesk*

This rant was brought to you by boredom. And the sudden RAAAAAAGE I felt when I saw some annoying uke!uke!uke!UKE being taken by some manly ass seme-man (say that 3 times fast!)



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I...I know about three guys with flowy hair to the waist xD;

I don't really run into any yaoi of that, actually .___.
Sounds like someone's been watching a bit too much yaoi!

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I have to agree.

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"As you wish."
:cry: But I love me a man with well-kept long hair.

Although, yes, it gets unrealistic. Unless if it's in character though, surely it's fine in that case.

:cry: But I only know of one movie/musical with such a sexy character as you describe. Hair! But, alas, I've never found a single bit of yaoi of it. It hurts me.

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Is it shiny and beautiful? Does it sparkle everytime they walk by? XD

I see it everywhere. It drives me nuts, man.
Not watch, my dear! Looked at! XD
Oh, I agree. Overly girly ukes are really annoying. They may as well be female. In real life, I actually like guys with long hair and girls with really short hair. o_O (But that's just me.) I don't think the length of someone's hair should say how masculine or feminine they are, though.
My ex boyfriend decided to grow his hair to his waist...it's gross. D:
...I don't know you anymore D:< *walks off all dramatic lyke*

I'm talking about the super ukey uke with girly hair and hair pins and that big freaking eyes and that girly body D: RAWR.

You've never seen yaoi pics?
Oh, well, that's okay, then. x3

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