
You know what I realized?
I hate yaoi where guys are drawn with flowing long hair. No seriously, I'm outta there as soon as I see some long-beautiful hair on the uke. And even on the seme, it's the most annoying thing. WHAT KINDA GUY HAS LONG, FLOWING LOCKS LIKE THAT? Unless the anime/manga/comic is set waaaaaaay in the past (like 50AD China) I very much doubt guys will have long, flowy locks up to their waist. But then again I'm trying to put logic and reason into something where it's natural to have purple hair so OK.
BUT SRSLY, GAHS. Cut off their dick, give em some boob implants, and then BAM. It's a bloody girl. Hell, he practically cries more than a girl on major PMS, so WHY THE EFF NOT.
And then there's the whole 'GIRLY UKE' stereotype bs.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AND STOP BEING SUCH A PMS-ING CHICK. I like yaoi okay? BUT YAOI IS BETWEEN TWO GUYS. THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THAT- ... THAT- THAT THING A GUY IS THAT HUGE PHALLIC OBJECT BETWEEN HIS LEGS. And it's not even huge! It's TINY! WHAT THE EFF IS THAT?
*headdesk*
This rant was brought to you by boredom. And the sudden RAAAAAAGE I felt when I saw some annoying uke!uke!uke!UKE being taken by some manly ass seme-man (say that 3 times fast!)
As for the journal I did a few days ago! Be assured, I read every one of your stuff ! SO many parents were against SP, man... not that I blame them. (and I'm still surprised by how many people I got into the fandom. Yeey~! )
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I don't really run into any yaoi of that, actually .___.
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"As you wish."
Although, yes, it gets unrealistic. Unless if it's in character though, surely it's fine in that case.
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I see it everywhere. It drives me nuts, man.
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I'm smiling three times at once. : )))
I'm talking about the super ukey uke with girly hair and hair pins and that big freaking eyes and that girly body D: RAWR.
You've never seen yaoi pics?
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